Quoting Napoleon Dynamite (or, as political incorrectness in me stimulates me to refer to him, "Nappy-Headed Homo"): "Yeessssss."


Bitches, although it's not as though any of you really, truly care (considering that this is pretty much the equivalent of my form of a diary. Typed. For the public to read. Ok whatever, stfu. I get that I fail), I felt the need to tell the closed, china-loving ears of dA that

I FUCKIN' WON GOLD @ SCHOLASTIC (a regional, then national (which i'm moving on to) art competition where most entries are ballsy drawings of very confident naked women. But noooo, this bitch ~went outside the bawcks~ & drew some fuckin' HANDS) !!

But more importantly, self, do you know how fabulously I just ~*~*DIED INSIDE*~*~ when the large female announcer said that previous winners of the competition happened to have been ANDY WARHOL & ZAC POSEN ?



Self, I am so treating you to that naked yoga class you've been just itching (awkward) to take.


Toodles poodles,
Tracey~

(I just realized that it rhymes with 'spacey' omfg how much fun am I going to have now shiiiiit)